I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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