yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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