He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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