do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
We named our party play list daddy issues
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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