Kiss
Puke
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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