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..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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