But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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