did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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