He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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