My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
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