in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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