Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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