i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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