: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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