Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I need moral support for this bender
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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