Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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