oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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