btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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