I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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