I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
This is the high leading the old right now
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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