Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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