I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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