a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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