How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
only you would photoshop your dick
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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