Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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