the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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