I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
accomplished twins. life is a go
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
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