So drunk its hurt
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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