My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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