They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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