I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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