how can u be prego again
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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