You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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