i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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