called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
COCAINE IS GR8
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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