So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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