Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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