Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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