Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
