That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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