My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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