I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
