you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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