Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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