Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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