it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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