normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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