3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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