Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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