i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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