fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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