He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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