just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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