so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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