when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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