I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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